Ok forget breast implants, botox and tattoo.  I have found the number for a lady who teaches pole dancing.  I am so gonna do that.  They may need a flipping fire pole so that the damn thing does break, – but I am gonna have a go.  I mentioned my latest idea to my husband or should I write ex-husband who simply looked at me and said; “why would you wonna do that?”

“Well, exactly……. why not, because I can”. 

Made the call to sign up and I got an answer machine – can you believe that.  Left a message saying something along the lines “my husband has just left me, don’t know if I will ever have sex again so kind of thought pole dancing would be fun.  Got off the phone feeling I had given too much information.  Ohhhhh bugger!  Will I ever be brave enough to go and face the instructor after that!

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